I had replaced a neighbours central vac unit with a new one they had purchased then said I would haul the old one away the next time I was taking a load to the dump. So today was dump day and off I went. Got to the dump and took the vac unit out of the trunk and put it beside the car while I unloaded the trailer.
A civic worker who was obviously a fairly recent immigrant came by to check I was wasn't pitching out any banned items when he spied the vac unit....what is that he inquired.....I said a central vac unit for your home.....does it still work he asks.....so this is what my wife doesn't think is funny....yes I said but it's like a married women...lots of noise but not much suck......I should have come up with another story when I was having a little chuckle to myself after the second glass of wine....
I'll be singing Elvis tonight.......If you're lonely tonight......LOL it was worth it.....