But today, I think a particularly amusing one might be:
"A bear walks into a liquor store....." But instead of the usual words that would follow, such as 'and he asks for a bottle of.....' and so forth, I am going to this one a little differently:
This link shows "A bear walking into a liquor store....."
http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/headlines/40465703/bear-walks-into-a-liquor-shopBut it turns out that the liquor store does not serve 'his kind'. I smell a discrimination lawsuit coming on.....
Brian