Lumpy farts.
I believe the correct term is shart.
I just got back from a week long vacation in the Eureka Springs, Arkansas area. We pulled the mobile hotel room (4 ton 5th wheel) down with us.
What made me crazy was seeing all those gorgeous, pot hole and tire snake free, twisty turny roads and not having my bike to ride them on. While we were in the pick-up on some of these fine roads my wife would look at me and say, "I know what you're thinking, you wish you were on your bike right?" Oh hell yes!!!!