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Some really good jokes start off like.... A guy walks into a bar.....
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But today, I think a particularly amusing one might be:
"A bear walks into a liquor store....." But instead of the usual words that would follow, such as 'and he asks for a bottle of.....' and so forth, I am going to this one a little differently:
This link shows "A bear walking into a liquor store....."
http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/headlines/40465703/bear-walks-into-a-liquor-shop
But it turns out that the liquor store does not serve 'his kind'. I smell a discrimination lawsuit coming on.....
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In Missouri we check out through the back door. See ya!
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Does a bear drink in the woods?
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If he finds a moonshine still, he does.
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Quote from: VirginiaJim on July 12, 2017, 12:05:43 PM
If he finds a moonshine still, he does.
So your saying a black bear drinks white lightning. What does a polar bear drink?
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Anything he wants!
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Quote from: jimmymac on July 12, 2017, 04:25:40 PM
Anything he wants!
On the rocks that is.......
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He thought Grey Goose was on sale. Probably would have settled for some Wild Turkey.
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