Why?
South?
Alaska isn't south, is it?
Doesn't it depend on which pole you are looking from?
Why are you on a pole?Are we talking about Formula 1 pole?
Does that classify as don't ask don't tell?
Cold?
Do you like it cold and wet or just plain warm and moist?
Do you have the money for both?
You are a buzzkill aren't you?
Guess I'll stick to cold and wet.