They sent my Census form back!! In answer to the question: 'Do you have any dependents?', I put : yes...12 million illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 140,000 people in our 133 penal establishments in California, leftovers from Katrina, half of Mexico, some of the Congress and most of the Senate!
….. Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.