Welcome to my world.... and I cannot say or print even 10% of the things that race through my head when I hear / see / read things. You people are getting off easy, I know about all the thoughts in my head.

It is not really my fault at all though, I blame all of YOU people! You say things like 'what size Airhawk', 'where should I mount my horn', we have a female member who is anxiously waiting for her new internals to arrive..... everywhere there is baiting and openings (Easy Boys!) going on and it is all I can do restrict myself to what you folks see.
But I am having a fantastic time as it all really does amuse me. And so far, you folks (the studio audience) has been great about taking my little (Boys!) in the spirit it is always meant- merely having a laugh at not trying to offend anyone. :-)
Brian
Sorry about the thread jack, just.... couldn't.... resist.