A man goes into a burger joint and orders one. He gets it, sits down to eat it and sees a big black greasy curly hair sticking out of it. He gets really pissed, grabs the manager and starts yelling about the hair in his food. The manager says, "Hey, I'm not surprised. You should see how our cook makes those things. It's disgusting."
So the manager takes him back and lets him look through the kitchen door. He can see the cook take a big wad of ground meat and stick it under his armpit, and squeeze down with his hairy sweaty arm to flatten it out. Then he slaps it right on the grill.
The man says, "Jeeez, that IS disgusting."
The manager says, "Heck that's nuthin'. You should see how he puts the holes in the doughnuts."
