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Offline Conrad

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Single Digit Midget
« on: December 09, 2013, 11:09:34 AM »
I'm so short now I'm almost microscopic!

9 more days till I kiss the working world goodbye.  ;D
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Re: Single Digit Midget
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2013, 11:14:49 AM »
You should be singing the song then....

'Nine more days and I'll be gone, do- dah, do- dah.'

It has been my experience that your co-workers will REALLY like it when you do that.... repeatedly. Don't forget to increment the number down as you go.... After a few days of that you can just whistle the tune and they will get cranky :-)

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Quote from: Conrad on December 09, 2013, 11:09:34 AM
I'm so short now I'm almost microscopic!

9 more days till I kiss the working world goodbye.  ;D
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Re: Single Digit Midget
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2013, 11:35:05 AM »
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Re: Single Digit Midget
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2013, 04:46:10 PM »
 :) :chugbeer:
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Re: Single Digit Midget
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2013, 05:41:52 PM »
Damn short timers think they own the place!!!!!  Stop shaving, show who is really in control ;D
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Re: Single Digit Midget
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2013, 04:27:22 AM »
Quote from: Silverdammit!! on December 09, 2013, 05:41:52 PM
Damn short timers think they own the place!!!!!  Stop shaving, show who is really in control ;D

I'm the boss and in control! That's what my wife says anyways.   :)
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Re: Single Digit Midget
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2013, 05:33:48 AM »
I wear the pants in my house.  She just tells me which pair...
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Re: Single Digit Midget
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2013, 05:36:39 AM »
Ain't eight great???!!! :chugbeer:
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Re: Single Digit Midget
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2013, 08:53:38 AM »
Quote from: tweeter55 on December 10, 2013, 05:36:39 AM
Ain't eight great???!!! :chugbeer:

It sure is!    ;D
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Re: Single Digit Midget
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2013, 09:42:23 AM »
Quote from: tweeter55 on December 10, 2013, 05:36:39 AM
Ain't eight great???!!! :chugbeer:
Eight is the date to be late.

Not too late to change yer mind C, think of all the excitement you will miss at work, the boredom, the decisions you will have to make, such as what time do I get up today?  Which jeans to wear, or is it a PJ day.  The transformation from working man to retired man isn't for the faint at heart, consider wisely grasshopper, for the world as you knew it is about to change, and it truly does have it's challenges.
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Re: Single Digit Midget
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2013, 10:00:20 AM »
Quote from: Silverdammit!! on December 10, 2013, 09:42:23 AM
Eight is the date to be late.

Not too late to change yer mind C, think of all the excitement you will miss at work, the boredom, the decisions you will have to make, such as what time do I get up today?  Which jeans to wear, or is it a PJ day.  The transformation from working man to retired man isn't for the faint at heart, consider wisely grasshopper, for the world as you knew it is about to change, and it truly does have it's challenges.

I think that I'm up to the challenge C. For a long time now I've been practicing doing nothing here at work and I think that I have it down now. I just wanted to make sure that I was able to make the transition from doing nothing at work to doing nothing at home.   ;)

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Re: Single Digit Midget
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2013, 10:32:10 AM »
Save on laundry-close the drapes and stay nekid ;)  Can't do that at work (and keep your job) ;D  Don't believe me?  Try it on Monday :stirpot:
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Re: Single Digit Midget
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2013, 11:28:53 AM »
If you are doing nothing, how do you know when you are done?
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Offline Conrad

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Re: Single Digit Midget
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2013, 12:26:21 PM »
Quote from: tweeter55 on December 10, 2013, 11:28:53 AM
If you are doing nothing, how do you know when you are done?

There's always tomorrow to finish up right? 
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Re: Single Digit Midget
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2013, 12:27:07 PM »
Quote from: Silverdammit!! on December 10, 2013, 10:32:10 AM
Save on laundry-close the drapes and stay nekid ;)  Can't do that at work (and keep your job) ;D  Don't believe me?  Try it on Monday :stirpot:

No one has complained around here up to this point...   
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