A woman goes to her physician, worried about her husband's temper.

 

The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?

 

The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do . Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."

 

The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish, but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or goes to bed and is asleep."

 

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

 

The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"

 

The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick."

 

 

so strange, my wife didn't see the humor.....

The other night my wife's jaw popped really loud.  I told her I thought she'd worn it out from over-use.  I got the silent treatment, which was nice because football was on. 

so strange, my wife didn't see the humor.....

Mine neither...must be a "genetical" thing

The other night my wife's jaw popped really loud.  I told her I thought she'd worn it out from over-use.  I got the silent treatment, which was nice because football was on.

I'll have to remember that trick.

A man comes home after a hard day at work, plops down in his favorite chair.  His wife walks in and he says "get me a beer before it starts."

She get him the beer which he quickly drinks.

"Get me another beer before it starts."

She looks annoyed, but gets the beer which he again quickly drinks.

"Get me another before it starts."

She turns on him, hands on hips, "Is that all you're going to do?  Sit on your butt and drink beer?  Why I -"

"Too late, it's started."