Found on the Refrigerator One Morning :
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset----I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.
As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college and I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 18.
Therefore, I may not be home for a few days.
