Raked leaves today and after doing so I sat down and had a couple of
nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew
ignited some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more
painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy
getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and even more deep thinking, I have come up
with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here
is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or two after giving birth, a woman will often say "It might be
nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy
say: "You know, I think I'd like another kick in the nuts." Case closed.
Time for another beer.