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Offline gPink

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finally answered
« on: February 17, 2013, 08:27:49 AM »

Raked leaves today and after doing so I sat down and had a couple of
nice cold beers.  The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew
ignited some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more
painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy
getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and even more deep thinking, I have come up
with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here
is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or two after giving birth, a woman will often say "It might be
nice to have another child."  On the other hand, you never hear a guy
say: "You know, I think I'd like another kick in the nuts."  Case closed.

Time for another beer.

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Re: finally answered
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2013, 08:38:51 AM »
Very true, Gary, although some of the skate board kids thrive on that sort of thing...
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Re: finally answered
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2013, 08:46:54 AM »
 :) We can only hope it cures them of propagating.

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Re: finally answered
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2013, 10:18:47 AM »
Women get a new baby every time they give birth. What if every time you got kicked in the nuts you got a new motorcycle? I might be saying "I think I'd like another kick in the nuts" quite often. Just saying... ;D

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Re: finally answered
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2013, 10:49:06 AM »
If that's the case, I think I would get a convertible instead.
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Re: finally answered
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2013, 11:00:56 AM »
Women get a new baby every time they give birth. What if every time you got kicked in the nuts you got a new motorcycle? I might be saying "I think I'd like another kick in the nuts" quite often. Just saying... ;D
Everytime I leave the dealership I "feel" like I been kicked in the nuts, that counts, right?

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Re: finally answered
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2013, 11:04:03 AM »
Not painful enough, unfortunately, as we keep going back.
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Re: finally answered
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2013, 11:25:06 AM »
Not painful enough, unfortunately, as we keep going back.
Just like a welfare recipient ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D