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Offline Snibbor

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the man's fairy tale
« on: December 04, 2012, 08:50:32 PM »
A Male Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry
me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women
and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated
ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never
heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated
cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips
and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was
at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as
hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end.

Offline BackInTheSaddle

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Re: the man's fairy tale
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2012, 05:58:04 AM »
You are on a roll today Snibbor  ;D
Don, Apple Valley, MN
2008 C-14 ABS, AeroFlow Tall, Murph's risers with wedges, Buell pegs, Zumo 590, lowered pegs, Russell Day-Long
Previous bikes 2001 Kawi C10 (RIP), and 1981 Honda CB650
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Offline ZG

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Re: the man's fairy tale
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2012, 09:27:56 AM »
 :rotflmao: :thumbs: