secrets to a long happy marriage

[Conrad]

[Gumby]

He is probably saying the same thing to his beer.

[Conrad]

My wife sent that to me. There was one a while back with the guy talking to his beer but I couldn't find it.

It's funny either way.

[W14]

That's funny

[gPink]

Had to show that to the wife. She almost spit wine thru her nose laughing.

[ZG]

 

[Son of Pappy]

I just keep a fresh supply of batteries handy

30 years on the thirtieth, works for me

[ZG]

I just keep a fresh supply of batteries handy

30 years on the thirtieth, works for me

You throw batteries at her Chet? I thought you lived in Seattle not Cleveland... 

[Son of Pappy]

 

[Gumby]

If ya lived in Portland it would be hub caps.

[B.D.F.]

Jokes like that always remind me of Henny Youngman who had a whole string of them he would unleash. A couple of my favorites were:

'The secret to a long and happy marriage is at least four weeks of vacation a year. She takes her's at the end of the summer while I take mine in the spring.'

'I have had 6 wonderful years with my wife.... spread across 35 years of marriage.'

And by the way, Youngman was married to the same woman all of his adult life and by all accounts, it was a very happy marriage.

Brian