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Re: Craigslist Ad of all time
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2011, 02:50:05 PM »
Because CL ads don't last forever.

Quote from: Craigslist.org
Is it me?
Illinois or Missouri, doesn't matter. Some Cornbag from a small town gets hold of a bike covered in hay and horse **** and thinks it's worth double or triple what a clean bike brings and his piece of **** is worth scrap at best value.

"This here is a country bike, not some City bike all sassy and pretty like. We country boys actually ride our bikes and so they show it. City sissies just park their rides and wax them but never ride them"
 
Those are the exact words from some hillbilly methed up cowpoke wannabe.

Don't take care of your bike, you'll be a sissy if you do. Don't dare protect your investment either. Ride it through the pig hole and jump the stalls with it. Run over it with the tractor while you're at it. Run that **** down a road like aliens are chasing you and come home and just park it up against a tree. Don't you think about it for one more minute, it ran when you leaned it up and by God it will run the next time you need it. Only a City sissy would worry about the paint job and chrome getting scratched.....

I buy my junk bikes from Stumpy's Old Bikes, $25 your choice anytime and every time just take your pick. Why pay more? Stump jumper hopped up on meth corn pickers and cow **** slingers will rip you off!

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Re: Craigslist Ad of all time
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2011, 02:51:47 PM »

Thanks MrPepsi.  I was crying from laughter and could not paste it!!

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Re: Craigslist Ad of all time
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2011, 05:43:31 PM »
Crap!  Looks like CR pulled it.
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Re: Craigslist Ad of all time
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2011, 05:59:48 PM »
CR has no sense of humor. That is one funny ad.
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Re: Craigslist Ad of all time
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2011, 07:49:33 PM »
Here is a post a female co-worker of mine posted to sell one of her old bikes, I thought it was pretty good too and she sold her bike in a week:
 
Chick driven, 1982 Yamaha Maxim motorcycle seeks new companion. 21,088 miles. 400cc. Just like your reliable 3AM drunken booty call girl, this bike ain’t pretty but is always ready to go and reliable.
 
Don’t knock her for age and looks. “The Hag” can zip along at a nice clip and just had her rear tire and battery replaced last year. I rode her April through November and regardless of the temperature, she always started right up. And if you have a small significant other that wants to ride as well, she’ll tolerate a threesome.
 
Comes with an ultra-unsexy but totally useful windshield pilfered from an ATV. Always stored inside. Washed whenever it rained or when I drove through liquid manure  (thanks, farmers!) And actually, mechanically well-maintained by my (professional and certified, not back alley tinkerer) mechanic brother.
 
Best of all, if you intend to make her your “forever girl”, she’s old enough to qualify for collector plates.
 
Why am I dumping her? I just picked up a new Triumph. Bye bye, crotchety old training bike. Hello, chrome and an extra 465cc. Vroom vroom.
 
$500 firm (this kind of lovin’ doesn’t come free).
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