Guess who was stranded today for the first time (and we are talking on ANY bike)??
Pretty day, on the way to RIC. Pulled over in a Williamsburg high school parking lot, turned off the bike, took off helmet, got out phone, called Mom to say I am about 1.5 hours away. Stretched some, put on helmet and other stuff. Turned knob, press start- engine turns unvigorously, then BUZZZZZZZZZZ. Three more times. F***. Took off gear. Tried again. BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Called Mom, told her it will be a lot longer than 1.5 hours.
My battery is weak and should be replaced, but that can't be it. I know it has to be a bad connection. Took off seat, got out tool kit. F***! The 7mm key is NOT THERE. Wait a while, a whole group of people walk by (there is a nature trail nearby). Ask if anyone has tools or will check their cars for toolkits. Three help. Car 1- no toolkit. Car 2- no toolkit. Car 3- no toolkit. One person says they live nearby and will go get tools. Two others wait with me. While waiting, a truck rides by that says "General Contractor and Repair". Go after him and ask if he has any allen wrenches. Yep! F***! SAE only. Try anyway.... BINGO, 7/32" worked (barely).
Disconnect everything and pull out battery. Sure enough, the far/negative terminal has worked loose. Tighten it and put it all back in there. Starts!! One hour lost. Nice guy that went home finally arrived back, and on a URAL! Late to the party for some reason, but such incidents go a long way to restoring faith in people
Moral of story- MAKE SURE YOUR TOOLKIT IS COMPLETE. I must have taken the key out at some point and like a stupid idiot, didn't put it back. I am going to replace the battery anyway, I just don't trust it (just sounds weaker and weaker... it was accidentally allowed to go dead a few times, I think that sucked the life out of it.)