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Offline Rick Hall

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Before you book civilian space flight with Virgin Galactic...
« on: January 03, 2014, 07:06:25 PM »
You might want to watch this first.

http://youtu.be/9WoM2bHfr48

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Re: Before you book civilian space flight with Virgin Galactic...
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2014, 09:44:29 PM »
oh man! Rick, I laughed so hard I cried, that was great!

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Re: Before you book civilian space flight with Virgin Galactic...
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2014, 06:35:12 AM »
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Re: Before you book civilian space flight with Virgin Galactic...
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2014, 09:29:15 AM »
But in Space, there is no Air to carry sound.....

so the silent, but deadly Fart, would go unheard by the Moon Monster.




(Nor could you hear the Space Monster's roar as he attacks the helpless astronauts.   Mission Control in Houston would be hearing the astronaut crapping in his pants before the Fart would escape.)
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Re: Before you book civilian space flight with Virgin Galactic...
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2014, 11:06:43 AM »
But in Space, there is no Air to carry sound.....

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But does the Monster know this?......


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Re: Before you book civilian space flight with Virgin Galactic...
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2014, 11:16:00 AM »
I think that farting in your space suit might not be a very good idea anyway.
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Re: Before you book civilian space flight with Virgin Galactic...
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2014, 02:15:37 PM »
Thanks Rick, I was all set to book a seat, watched this and changed my mind ;)  If farts are silent in space I ask, "Where's the fun in that"?

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Re: Before you book civilian space flight with Virgin Galactic...
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2014, 07:25:51 PM »
Ground vibration. VERY big one.....
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Re: Before you book civilian space flight with Virgin Galactic...
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2014, 05:02:03 AM »


FIFY

In Space No One Can Hear You Fart.
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Re: Before you book civilian space flight with Virgin Galactic...
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2014, 01:24:41 PM »
I wonder if that astronaut was French..
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