Ho Chow calls into work and says, "I no come work today. I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache & legs hurt, I no come work"
His boss says, "I really need you, today. When I feel sick, I go to my wife & tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later, Ho Chow calls again, "I do what you say & feel great, I be at work soon.....You got nice house."
