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Title: By the grace of God
Post by: snarf on July 05, 2012, 08:00:27 AM
My children get careless and throw aerosol cans (hairspray) in the garbage. I often catch them before I burn. I have yelled, I have scolded. Now we are going to have two weeks of absolutely NO hairspray in our house.  That means no spray bottles nut'n zip zero.  I had my own fireworks show over the 4th.  A can ended up in the burn pile; a can cooked off and I almost got the loosing end of the deal.  Thank Christ I was wearing my sun glasses.  When the can cooked off a shard from the can hit my glasses instantly melting to the lens,
You can bet I was just a tad over being pissed off.

 (http://i1033.photobucket.com/albums/a411/snarf1971/IMAG0011.jpg)
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: Conrad on July 05, 2012, 09:43:01 AM
I'm glad that you didn't get hurt Snarf!

You burn your trash, plastics too?   :o
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: snarf on July 05, 2012, 10:30:23 AM
I'm glad that you didn't get hurt Snarf!

You burn your trash, plastics too?   :o
Oh no, plastics get recycled. I dont completely hate mother earth
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: VirginiaJim on July 05, 2012, 10:55:34 AM
Geez!
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: Nosmo on July 05, 2012, 10:59:03 AM
Glad you didn't lose the eye.  That's a wicked looking piece of shrapnel.  I've had a couple of close calls like that while wearing glasses of some form or another and after vision loss/recovery with the cataract thing I do almost every thing with some kind of eye protection. 

FYI in my neighborhood (way out in the thulies) it's a $1,000 fine for garbage burning.
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: Strawboss on July 05, 2012, 11:09:36 AM
Glad you are ok, eyes are something you don't mess with. Looks like you need to write a testamonial to that eyeglass company with pics telling them how well they worked saving your vision, are they marketed as safety glasses or just straight sunglasses? I'd buy a few more pair.
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: VirginiaJim on July 05, 2012, 11:38:20 AM
+1
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: wipfel on July 05, 2012, 12:47:00 PM
Glad that wasn't worse, Snarf.  I remember burning our trash when I was a kid, and I would dig those out specifically so I could suspend them over the fire until they exploded.
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: snarf on July 05, 2012, 01:41:11 PM
Yes they are Z87+ approved safety glasses.  I wont wear normal safety glasses after I saw the results of rock hitting $5 sunglasses. The lenses just shatter and all the fragments end up in your eye. Good friend of mine lost his eye that way. Out in the sticks of Iowa we can still burn.  I try not to as much as possible; it was a "company is coming over can you get rid of this for me" kinda thing
I think I might have to send an email to they company that makes them, maybe I can get a few freebies 8)
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: lt1 on July 05, 2012, 01:50:38 PM
When I was a kid, one of my jobs was to burn the trash.  After an aerosol can shot out of the fire just over my head, I made it a regular practice to sort through the trash carefully for aerosol can.  Then I carefully sprayed them until fully depressurized, then I poked several holes in them before tossing them back in the burn barrell.  Even as a kid, I preferred to be thorough when my life was on the line.  :)

Glad you're okay.  Glad you're grateful.
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: ZG on July 05, 2012, 05:45:43 PM
 :o  Burning garbage??
 
They won't even allow me to park our RV at our house for more than 24 hours... CC&R's...  :-\
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: Walker18 on July 05, 2012, 06:48:16 PM
Glad you dodged another flying object.. ie: Buzzard..
It's been said that things happen in three's, so be on the lookout,
or we might have to start calling you Snake..


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Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: Conrad on July 06, 2012, 04:32:10 AM
Glad you dodged another flying object.. ie: Buzzard..
It's been said that things happen in three's, so be on the lookout,
or we might have to start calling you Snake..


(https://public.bay.livefilestore.com/y1pdxqqgdtw621QguA9g7XD2UOqCkoLv-LNM3V7tHLGbh-TQ8Eh2D5R5FPxI3KX3Ag35FfUWV25oOcLPhC_-ISIdA/Snake1.jpg?psid=1)

Can we call him 'ole one eye' instead?
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: VirginiaJim on July 06, 2012, 04:54:32 AM
I
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: Conrad on July 06, 2012, 05:02:20 AM
Aye
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: gPink on July 06, 2012, 05:23:58 AM
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Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: snarf on July 06, 2012, 08:44:08 AM
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OHHHHHH; the all knowing mystical one eye.
Hey I kinda like the ring of that.  If it happens again that what ya'll can call me  ;)
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: VirginiaJim on July 06, 2012, 10:47:08 AM
hi
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: Nosmo on July 06, 2012, 05:27:06 PM
Some time back, over a year ago, I was checking out my stuff at Safeway.  A guy wearing an eye patch walked past, and the little twinkie gal (maybe 16 years old or so) who was bagging groceries said something like, “That guy has a cool pirate patch.”  The checker lady, about my age (middle aged), stared at the twinkie and said, “Honey, that’s not a pirate patch.  He wears that because he’s only got one eye.”  The twinkie says, “Eeewwww, why would he do that?”
Simply astounding.
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: kathybrj on July 06, 2012, 05:47:32 PM
Oh CRAP! Glad you're ok! I'd be giving up the hairspray big time!

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Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: Walker18 on July 07, 2012, 12:42:45 AM
Can we call him 'ole one eye' instead?
OHHHHHH; the all knowing mystical one eye.
Hey I kinda like the ring of that.  If it happens again that what ya'll can call me  ;)
(https://public.bay.livefilestore.com/y1ptZHwxel4zM0gnH21t9Td8Bgu_rYmsfOB_4aDhmjyWW1jEUmA1fR3I0ijmI_URhL2zyVaLIaZ84bURsAJOgTQHg/cat_butt.jpg?psid=1)
Honestly, I've was told long ago the this was getting the 'Ole one eye'..
Snarf sounds better, but if you insist...
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: cmoore on July 07, 2012, 04:16:41 AM
In small town Texas back in the 60's we burned our trash in 55 gallon oil barrels. The city came by once a month and picked up the ashes. As a kid we used to toss those cans in on purpose and watch 'em go off. We always stood back though. I'm not saying it was smart but other than riding a bike down a dirt road there was not a lot to do out there.
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: Conrad on July 07, 2012, 06:20:10 AM
Some time back, over a year ago, I was checking out my stuff at Safeway.  A guy wearing an eye patch walked past, and the little twinkie gal (maybe 16 years old or so) who was bagging groceries said something like, “That guy has a cool pirate patch.”  The checker lady, about my age (middle aged), stared at the twinkie and said, “Honey, that’s not a pirate patch.  He wears that because he’s only got one eye.”  The twinkie says, “Eeewwww, why would he do that?”
Simply astounding.

The Twink sounds like she could be a future presidential candidate.
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: VirginiaJim on July 07, 2012, 09:46:33 AM
'Twink'?
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: Nosmo on July 07, 2012, 10:05:18 AM
Twinkie:

http://www.yourdictionary.com/twinkie (http://www.yourdictionary.com/twinkie)

...and now back to our regular program..............
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: VirginiaJim on July 07, 2012, 12:31:29 PM
I know what a twinkie is....it's the 'twink' that's a bit funny to me.
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: gPink on July 07, 2012, 12:48:09 PM
you think that's funny....
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: VirginiaJim on July 07, 2012, 12:57:07 PM
What's even funnier....picture/signature line (see above).
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: Outback_Jon on July 07, 2012, 01:47:23 PM
What's even funnier....picture/signature line (see above).
(http://www.zggtr.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9623.0;attach=11341;image)
I'm just along for the ride.
Yeah, you should take your signature into account before posting.   :rotflmao:
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: gPink on July 07, 2012, 02:19:53 PM
ahh crap
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: VirginiaJim on July 07, 2012, 02:24:02 PM
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:   Happens to the best of us...  Nice avatar by the way.  ::)
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: snarf on July 07, 2012, 06:10:32 PM
Well since I still have both my eyes i will stick with snarf.
We have a new director of operations at work. His favorite saying is "theres a new sherrif in town"
I call him a " rusty sherrifs badge". They look just like the ol one eye.
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: VirginiaJim on July 07, 2012, 07:34:58 PM
Talking about gPink... and the end is near.  Somewhat apt based on his latest ramblings...
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: gPink on July 07, 2012, 07:46:47 PM
must be the heat
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: VirginiaJim on July 07, 2012, 08:48:41 PM
Yep.
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: Conrad on July 08, 2012, 05:54:05 AM
ahh crap

 :rotflmao:
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: Conrad on July 08, 2012, 06:03:08 AM
I know what a twinkie is....it's the 'twink' that's a bit funny to me.

After a couple of margaritas, what isn't a bit funny to you?

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Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: VirginiaJim on July 08, 2012, 06:26:19 AM
True enough.
Title: Re: By the grace of God
Post by: Mal on July 09, 2012, 08:30:23 AM
A couple of the Urban Dictionary's definitions of 'Twink':

1) twink: An attractive, boyish-looking, young gay man. The stereotypical twink is 18-22, slender with little or no body hair, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. A twink is the gay answer to the blonde bimbo cheerleader.

2) twink: In an MMORPG, a veteran player who makes a new character and gives a bunch of top-shelf equipment from their older, maxed-out characters to the new character.

I'm familiar with only the second definition, I'd never heard the first before...