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Title: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: Bosco on May 08, 2012, 07:29:02 PM
Apparently a Goldwing owner has. He is selling his Goldwing to pay for a boob job for his wife.

http://now.msn.com/money/0508-craigslist-motorcycle-sale.aspx (http://now.msn.com/money/0508-craigslist-motorcycle-sale.aspx)
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: snarf on May 08, 2012, 07:33:40 PM
NOPE, not gonna happen
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: Ron Dawg on May 08, 2012, 07:57:33 PM
Somebody else will probably ride those too.
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: Taff on May 08, 2012, 08:01:07 PM
Apparently a Goldwing owner has. He is selling his Goldwing to pay for a boob job for his wife.

http://now.msn.com/money/0508-craigslist-motorcycle-sale.aspx (http://now.msn.com/money/0508-craigslist-motorcycle-sale.aspx)

Yep, I would trade the wife for the bike, oops meant to write that the other way around..nope changed my mind..wife goes bike stays..Glad I am divorced  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: T Cro ® on May 08, 2012, 09:00:18 PM
Why do you think that I'm selling the Ural?  ::)

Come on help a guy out here!  ;)

http://www.zggtr.org/index.php?topic=8536.new#new (http://www.zggtr.org/index.php?topic=8536.new#new)
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: stevewfl on May 08, 2012, 09:04:19 PM
Single life rules (http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j180/stevewfl/avatars/badteeth.gif)
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: Pokey on May 08, 2012, 09:08:29 PM
Should have just taken out a loan, could've had airbags on the wing.
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: Taff on May 08, 2012, 09:11:08 PM
Should have just taken out a loan, could've had airbags on the wing.

 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: ZG on May 08, 2012, 09:54:40 PM
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Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: cmoore on May 09, 2012, 04:05:31 AM
No way in hell I get ride of any motorcycle for a set of fake boobs. That dude's going to be sorry. You can't let some self centered chick run your life like that.
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: Rhino on May 09, 2012, 06:23:34 AM
NO F$%&ING WAY!
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: DenverC-14 on May 09, 2012, 06:44:55 AM
The boobs aren't for him, lol. And I think plastic surgery would be first on any mans list with that train wreck of a face.
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: Son of Pappy on May 09, 2012, 07:40:27 AM
If I had a black bike I would ;)  I would end up taking advantage of some crippled up old guy selling his vastly quicker '08 (only reason '08s get sold BTW) ;D
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: Bosco on May 09, 2012, 08:16:12 AM
If I had a black bike I would ;)  I would end up taking advantage of some crippled up old guy selling his vastly quicker '08 (only reason '08s get sold BTW) ;D

Hmmm.....does that mean yours is for sale.  :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: CRocker on May 09, 2012, 08:27:07 AM
I love some of the comments...both here, and in the link...but, I can't help thinking there's three boobs in this story... ;)
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: gPink on May 09, 2012, 08:32:09 AM
I love some of the comments...both here, and in the link...but, I can't help thinking there's three boobs in this story... ;)
pics?
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: Conrad on May 09, 2012, 09:03:14 AM
Keep the bike, get a new wife.    :o
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: ugocon on May 09, 2012, 11:43:22 AM
NO F$%&ING WAY!

+1
 8)
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: Cholla on May 09, 2012, 12:43:16 PM
He actually sold his bike and gave his nadz away for a set of fake gazongas that someone else will eventually enjoy anyway.

Its best to find a gal who has already had her ex paid for the fake ta-tas. The next guy will. What will he sell to pay the divorce lawyer because that is coming next.
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: BruceR on May 09, 2012, 12:48:06 PM
I think he could have gotten a better deal if he got that cow some liposuction instead.  On second thought, you can fix fat, but you can't cure ugly.  Should have saved his money.
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: sherob on May 09, 2012, 01:09:28 PM
So he is trading away 2 wheeled tupperware for more expensive 2 legged tupperware?  He lost his man card a long time ago.
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: Toxz Qwaste on May 09, 2012, 01:49:19 PM
I got divorced and kept the bike. ;D  I found better b**bs.  8) Solved.
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: datanne on May 09, 2012, 05:59:30 PM
at a 34G and a connie, who said you can't have both!!!
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: Son of Pappy on May 09, 2012, 11:15:11 PM
Hmmm.....does that mean yours is for sale.  :rotflmao:
That was about as low as the boob job in 20 years 8) ;)
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: ZG on May 11, 2012, 07:57:46 PM
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Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: Taff on May 11, 2012, 08:53:16 PM
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 :yikes: :hitfan: :goodpost:
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: Rhino on May 11, 2012, 08:55:45 PM
Yes,  :goodpost: but not even for those boobs!
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: ZG on May 11, 2012, 09:55:46 PM
(http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb336/jaywilcox/smiley_dunno.gif)  :o   :stirpot:
 
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Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: Taff on May 11, 2012, 10:09:14 PM
(http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb336/jaywilcox/smiley_dunno.gif)  :o   :stirpot:
 
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Miss P has eaten way too many Alaskan fish pies  :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: basmntdweller on May 15, 2012, 10:51:54 AM
I read a study a while back about new boobs and divorce rates. Something like only 10% of couples are still together 24 months after the woman gets the boob job. So, odds are he'll be out his bike and the boobs fairly soon. If she needed a boob job in the first place, she's the wrong woman!

Matt
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: this is a rv on May 15, 2012, 11:08:12 AM
Tires and Boobs they all go flat and break your heart.
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: Taff on May 15, 2012, 01:30:01 PM
Tires and Boobs they all go flat and break your heart.
  :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: Miss Silvera on May 17, 2012, 04:07:30 PM
Spares?    I think not,   I'll keep what the Boob Fairy gave me! ;D  (*)(*)

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Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: ZG on May 17, 2012, 08:34:24 PM
Spares?    I think not,   I'll keep what the Boob Fairy gave me! ;D  (*)(*)

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Title: Re: Would You Trade Your Connie For A Set of Boobs
Post by: Taff on May 17, 2012, 08:35:26 PM
Spares?    I think not,   I'll keep what the Boob Fairy gave me! ;D  (*)(*)

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Way to go!  ;D ;D