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Mish mash => Funny Pages => Topic started by: George R. Young on May 20, 2011, 09:25:53 PM

Title: Tribute to Steven Wright
Post by: George R. Young on May 20, 2011, 09:25:53 PM

http://www.wright-house.com/steven-wright/steven-wright-jokes.html (http://www.wright-house.com/steven-wright/steven-wright-jokes.html)

and 2 new ones:

The sign on the pump said "Pay first after dark", so I waited.

The sign said "Drawbridge ahead", so I stopped to sketch.

Title: Re: Tribute to Steven Wright
Post by: Rhino on May 20, 2011, 09:27:57 PM

If a cat always lands on it's feet and toast always lands butter side down,
what happens if you strap a piece of toast to the back of a cat and drop it?

Steven Wright