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Riding => Rides and Stories => Topic started by: tretnine on December 02, 2011, 01:31:58 AM

Title: The Connie in Minneapolis, friends and deadly house cats...
Post by: tretnine on December 02, 2011, 01:31:58 AM
I just updated my website with a story about riding a connie to Minneapolis, where I had to face my greatest enemy - my best friend's cat. To keep away from the horrid, malicious beast, I took the man out of the house by way of my motorcycle. 

"Minneapolis is bastion (largely) of tolerance against a wall of Midwestern red states. It's a good thing, because when you put another man, (and one who stands six inches taller than you,) on the raised rear seat of your motorcycle, the usual surges of testosterone and unquestionable manhood of riding are gone, instead you feel like little spoon. To remove any ambiguity about my manhood, I removed my riding jacket and put on a different shirt, one that could leave no question in the minds of observers – the one with..."

Read the whole thing here:

www.behindbarsmotorcycle.com (http://www.behindbarsmotorcycle.com)
Title: Re: The Connie in Minneapolis, friends and deadly house cats...
Post by: roadkoan on December 02, 2011, 05:45:18 AM
Great story!
And that shirt is priceless! (Of course maybe I just think that because I'm from Minneapolis...)
Title: Re: The Connie in Minneapolis, friends and deadly house cats...
Post by: tretnine on December 02, 2011, 06:55:05 AM
Thanks Roadkoan, I definitely appreciate you taking the time to read. I lived in Minneapolis, briefly, and love the city. It's sad that everyone I know there has moved one, I have no reason to cruise dinkytown like a creepy old man anymore.
Title: Re: The Connie in Minneapolis, friends and deadly house cats...
Post by: sherob on December 02, 2011, 04:18:07 PM
+1  Great read!
Title: Re: The Connie in Minneapolis, friends and deadly house cats...
Post by: LSGiant on December 02, 2011, 06:14:55 PM
Nice story

Feel free to come back again.
Title: Re: The Connie in Minneapolis, friends and deadly house cats...
Post by: Ron Dawg on December 02, 2011, 06:28:21 PM
Nicely done. Good read.
Title: Re: The Connie in Minneapolis, friends and deadly house cats...
Post by: Jeremy Mitchell on December 02, 2011, 06:36:07 PM
That was great!  You freelance for any magazines?
Title: Re: The Connie in Minneapolis, friends and deadly house cats...
Post by: tretnine on December 03, 2011, 02:53:56 AM
Thanks everybody, I appreciate you taking the time to stop by and read.

Jeremy,  I'm working at getting published, but I don't have any regular places that I contribute to. I'm always in the market for contacts. It's an uphill battle.
Title: Re: The Connie in Minneapolis, friends and deadly house cats...
Post by: LSGiant on December 03, 2011, 07:39:17 AM
Give these guys a ping

http://www.motorbyte.com/mmm/pages/2011/133/sept11.htm (http://www.motorbyte.com/mmm/pages/2011/133/sept11.htm)
Title: Re: The Connie in Minneapolis, friends and deadly house cats...
Post by: roadkoan on December 03, 2011, 07:42:59 AM

Give these guys a ping

http://www.motorbyte.com/mmm/pages/2011/133/sept11.htm (http://www.motorbyte.com/mmm/pages/2011/133/sept11.htm)
Great Idea!