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Title: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: MiniCog on August 22, 2011, 03:45:43 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/08/19/aliens-could-attack-earth-to-end-global-warming-nasa-scientist-claims/ (http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/08/19/aliens-could-attack-earth-to-end-global-warming-nasa-scientist-claims/)

Yeah, he's serious.  :o
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: Son of Pappy on August 22, 2011, 04:12:33 PM
He's already here, his name is Al Gore :yikes:
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: MiniCog on August 22, 2011, 04:35:27 PM
He's already here, his name is Al Gore :yikes:


 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Best thing I've read all day!  hahahaha!
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: Outback_Jon on August 22, 2011, 04:40:24 PM
I predict this will head to the Arena shortly...

The economist Paul Krugman (writes for NYT, former ENRON advisor) said that an alien invasion would bring us out of the recession.   ::)  Maybe we'd get to do BOTH!   :loco:

I seem to remember a movie where the aliens were trying to increase the CO2 levels to warm up the Earth so it would be more hospitable to them...
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: MiniCog on August 22, 2011, 04:41:38 PM
What movie was that?
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Post by: Son of Pappy on August 22, 2011, 04:42:24 PM
I was hoping it would end up in the funny section ;)
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: MiniCog on August 22, 2011, 04:43:15 PM
Yeah, I kinda expected it to be moved, but not to the Arena...   :-X
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: VirginiaJim on August 22, 2011, 04:46:41 PM
Maybe, maybe not.  We'll see how it goes...
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: Outback_Jon on August 22, 2011, 05:34:29 PM
What movie was that?

If I could remember, I would have posted the name.  (And trying to do a Google search for "aliens global warming" only turns up the articles about this whole thing.)  Just looking around at alien invasion movies, I think that "The Arrival" is the one I'm thinking about.

Looks like it's just a hoax

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/201476/20110822/nasa-alien-invasion-destroy-humanity-nasa-study-global-warming-climate-change-al-gore-carbon-emissio.htm (http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/201476/20110822/nasa-alien-invasion-destroy-humanity-nasa-study-global-warming-climate-change-al-gore-carbon-emissio.htm)
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: Excavator on August 22, 2011, 06:07:11 PM
What movie was that?

I have seen a lot of alien movies so "The Arrival" comes to mind.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Arrival_(film) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Arrival_(film))

Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: Pokey on August 22, 2011, 06:42:26 PM
The arrival is a good scifi flick, and Mr. Charlie Sheen does a good job as usual.
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Post by: Son of Pappy on August 22, 2011, 07:04:17 PM
The arrival is a good scifi flick, and Mr. Charlie Sheen does a good job as usual.
What some will do to have a topic moved ;)  Isnt sheen an alien?  As if al wsnt bad enough >:(
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: Excavator on August 22, 2011, 07:34:31 PM
What some will do to have a topic moved ;)  Isnt sheen an alien?  As if al wsnt bad enough >:(

I think the movie was made before Charlie completely lost his marbles but it may be Al and Charlie heating up the planet now.
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: roadkoan on August 23, 2011, 04:09:58 AM
Looks like it's just a hoax

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/201476/20110822/nasa-alien-invasion-destroy-humanity-nasa-study-global-warming-climate-change-al-gore-carbon-emissio.htm (http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/201476/20110822/nasa-alien-invasion-destroy-humanity-nasa-study-global-warming-climate-change-al-gore-carbon-emissio.htm)
Are you surprised?
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: Outback_Jon on August 23, 2011, 06:50:50 AM
Are you surprised?

Well, since AGW is a hoax too, no.
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: Conrad on August 23, 2011, 09:45:18 AM
I've been watching a really good series on the Discovery chan, Curiosity

http://curiosity.discovery.com/ (http://curiosity.discovery.com/)

In one of the eps, I haven't watched this one as of yet, they ask the question "can humans survive an invasion of an alien race"?

Like I said, I haven't watched it yet but to me that question is ludicrous! If they have the technology to travel the huge distances necessary to reach us, there's no way we'd have a chance against them.

In another ep they ask the question, "why is sex fun"?

Why ask why?     :P
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: JetJock on August 23, 2011, 10:15:48 AM
Really, they can't figure out the answer to that question? It's simple and I learned it in a sociology class decades ago:

Sex is fun in order to make sure we have sex often, thereby keeping the human race in existence. We are hard-wired to enjoy it! Thank you evolution!

[And for those of you who don't believe in evolution, feel free to stop having any sex with anyone and anything and kindly disappear as an example of Darwinism.]

If sex was a chore, equivalent to cleaning a particularly nasty toilet, how often would you do it?
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: Conrad on August 23, 2011, 10:24:41 AM
Really, they can't figure out the answer to that question? It's simple and I learned it in a sociology class decades ago:

Sex is fun in order to make sure we have sex often, thereby keeping the human race in existence. We are hard-wired to enjoy it! Thank you evolution!

[And for those of you who don't believe in evolution, feel free to stop having any sex with anyone and anything and kindly disappear as an example of Darwinism.]

If sex was a chore, equivalent to cleaning a particularly nasty toilet, how often would you do it?

Just how nasty is that toilet...?
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: Cholla on August 23, 2011, 10:41:06 AM
Sex becomes a chore because of marriage.
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: Conrad on August 23, 2011, 10:56:20 AM
Sex becomes a chore because of marriage.

My condolences.
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: VirginiaJim on August 23, 2011, 12:27:44 PM
The aliens just attacked in Virginia and they're not looking for sex..
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: MiniCog on August 23, 2011, 12:28:39 PM
I like where this is going...   :o
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: Conrad on August 23, 2011, 12:29:23 PM
The aliens just attacked in Virginia and they're not looking for sex..

And just what do you know of alien sex hmmm?
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: MiniCog on August 23, 2011, 12:32:58 PM
Probing, specifically, anal probing.   :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: Conrad on August 23, 2011, 12:37:01 PM
I like where this is going...   :o

Probing, specifically, anal probing.   :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

I'm starting to wonder about you...

(http://www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/06/seinfeld-thetruth.jpg)
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: MiniCog on August 23, 2011, 12:38:40 PM
I'm starting to wonder about you...

(http://www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/06/seinfeld-thetruth.jpg)

I didn't really think about what I posted 5 minutes before I said that, did I?   :-X


The picture makes it that much better...   :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: Outback_Jon on August 23, 2011, 04:05:36 PM
Like I said, I haven't watched it yet but to me that question is ludicrous! If they have the technology to travel the huge distances necessary to reach us, there's no way we'd have a chance against them.

Well, they might have a really liberal Supreme Court that interpreted their Second Amendment...    :cannon:
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: Conrad on August 24, 2011, 05:08:36 AM
Well, they might have a really liberal Supreme Court that interpreted their Second Amendment...    :cannon:

trudat      :o
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: tidewatergirl on August 24, 2011, 03:47:26 PM
The Aliens are here are ready..... they own most of America.....import most of their products  (which for the most part work better then our home grown versions, i.e motorcycles, cars, appliances (Italy)for us to buy but refuse to allow us to export to their country while they set up shop in ours. Dont get me wrong I don't disrespect free enterprise but play devils advocate and taking it to the extreme.... the Aliens (green cards or not) are here to stay~! The one thing that is heating up is the tempers on the unemployment line. So ......... NASA  (or someone in government who gives a crap) Fix it at home first before we worry about the entire EARTH. :) I am just saying  :-\
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: Conrad on August 24, 2011, 03:51:25 PM
The Aliens are here are ready..... they own most of America.....import most of their products  (which for the most part work better then our home grown versions, i.e motorcycles, cars, appliances (Italy)for us to buy but refuse to allow us to export to their country while they set up shop in ours. Dont get me wrong I don't disrespect free enterprise but play devils advocate and taking it to the extreme.... the Aliens (green cards or not) are here to stay~! The one thing that is heating up is the tempers on the unemployment line. So ......... NASA  (or someone in government who gives a crap) Fix it at home first before we worry about the entire EARTH. :) I am just saying  :-\

As if...
Title: Re: Aliens could attack Earth to end global warming, thank you NASA scientists...
Post by: ZG on August 24, 2011, 07:50:01 PM
Sex becomes a chore because of marriage.

 ???
 
I think you're doing it wrong then...