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Title: Funny headlines
Post by: VirginiaJim on November 01, 2016, 05:30:25 PM: This was in my newspaper 'Freelance Star' yesterday... I still can't stop laughing every time I read it.

'Probe gives Weiner new exposure'

My 12 year old mind just can't get around those words without laughing my butt off..
Title: Re: Funny headlines
Post by: O.C. on November 02, 2016, 04:43:47 AM: I worry about you Jim.......................funny tho' :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Funny headlines
Post by: VirginiaJim on November 02, 2016, 06:14:40 AM: Still :rotflmao: . Where's Beavis and Butt-head when you need them?
Title: Re: Funny headlines
Post by: gPink on November 02, 2016, 07:26:30 AM: .
Title: Re: Funny headlines
Post by: VirginiaJim on November 02, 2016, 07:32:06 AM: Thanks, Gary! :rotflmao:
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Post by: gPink on November 02, 2016, 07:48:46 AM: We aim to please...
Title: Re: Funny headlines
Post by: Rhino on November 02, 2016, 09:54:24 AM: Any news paper editor with a sense of humor will not be able to resist the multiple double entendres with this story. ;D
Title: Re: Funny headlines
Post by: Conrad on November 02, 2016, 03:33:16 PM: Quote from: VirginiaJim on November 02, 2016, 06:14:40 AM
Still :rotflmao: . Where's Beavis and Butt-head when you need them?

It's almost election day man, they're both out campaigning. I forget, is Butt-head the guy with the funny hair?
Title: Re: Funny headlines
Post by: VirginiaJim on November 02, 2016, 08:15:06 PM: If you mean by blonde, then yes. But both of them have funny hair.
Title: Re: Funny headlines
Post by: VirginiaJim on November 16, 2016, 04:33:33 AM: This headline was in Tuesday's paper..

Trump eyes woman, gay man for top jobs..

I actually did a double take on that one. Got as far as Trump eyes woman, gay man... And I say to myself WTF, he's started already? And then finish reading it and say to myself.....nevermind.
Title: Re: Funny headlines
Post by: O.C. on November 18, 2016, 04:01:59 AM: Quote from: VirginiaJim on November 02, 2016, 08:15:06 PM
If you mean by blonde, then yes. But both of them have funny hair.

When will Donald meet Boris (our brilliant foreign secretary) I wonder :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Funny headlines
Post by: VirginiaJim on November 18, 2016, 05:22:14 AM: Boris....that's a nice English name.
Title: Re: Funny headlines
Post by: Conrad on November 18, 2016, 05:54:30 AM: (http://orig12.deviantart.net/e878/f/2010/188/b/e/boris_badenov_wallpaper_by_starscout_lost.png)
Title: Re: Funny headlines
Post by: VirginiaJim on November 18, 2016, 05:58:13 AM: Hopefully he's not bad enough to cause issues.