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Mish mash => Funny Pages => Topic started by: Reid on June 29, 2011, 10:51:27 AM
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DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING:
Dear Abby,
>>>>> A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a
>>>>> middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her
>>>>> mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've
>>>>> never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think
>>>>> they could be Lebanese?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Dear Abby,
>>>>> What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and
>>>>> Violence on my VCR?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Dear Abby,
>>>>> I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even
>>>>> sure the baby I'm carrying is his..
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Dear Abby,
>>>>> I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on
>>>>> the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my
>>>>> boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well
>>>>> enough to discuss money with him.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Dear Abby,
>>>>> I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and
>>>>> when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said
>>>>> it would never happen again.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Dear Abby,
>>>>> Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who
>>>>> was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Dear Abby,
>>>>> I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do
>>>>> I get out?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Dear Abby,
>>>>> My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00
>>>>> an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Dear Abby,
>>>>> I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he
>>>>> drank until one night he came home sober.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Dear Abby,
>>>>> My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going
>>>>> through mental pause.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Dear Abby,
>>>>> You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex
>>>>> to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in
>>>>> sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
Unfortunately, these people can vote!!
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"Dear abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?"
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"Dear abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. ............
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?"
I haven't laughed this hard in a while!