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Title: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: Rhino on December 19, 2014, 08:47:33 AM
Never knew this. I'm going to give it a try first chance I get.

http://youtu.be/zleVA9yxdm8 (http://youtu.be/zleVA9yxdm8)
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: VirginiaJim on December 19, 2014, 11:30:31 AM
+1!
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: B.D.F. on December 19, 2014, 12:31:05 PM
You can do the same thing with the bottom of a coffee mug- the unglazed ring of the ceramic makes a fantastic abrasive. Unlike the car window, the cup will actually remove metal and restore an edge (the window thing is more like stropping) and of course, you can do the cut thingy inside, while sitting down. Not to say that you could not do the window thingy inside, while sitting down but it would probably leave tire marks in carpet(s) and annoy the wife.... more than using her favorite cup for knife sharpening will.

Brian

Never knew this. I'm going to give it a try first chance I get.

http://youtu.be/zleVA9yxdm8 (http://youtu.be/zleVA9yxdm8)
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: Rhino on December 19, 2014, 02:14:55 PM
That works great! I just tried the cup thing sitting at my desk.
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: VirginiaJim on December 19, 2014, 02:25:56 PM
And I'm going to go outside and sharpen my knives and sword on my wife's car windows......before she get's home.
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: B.D.F. on December 19, 2014, 02:49:29 PM
I have to assume she did not take her car windows with her? My wife usually takes them when she is away from home.

Now I have a mental image of you dragging a sword over an imaginary piece of door glass in the driveway. I hope you realize that when the neighbors speak of "him" they mean you, right?

Brian

And I'm going to go outside and sharpen my knives and sword on my wife's car windows......before she get's home.
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: B.D.F. on December 19, 2014, 02:51:12 PM
I think I read about that in the book '1,001 fun things to do while sitting at your desk'. It was #429 if memory serves. I have been waiting to try out #843 but I cannot convince anyone else to do the 'other' part for that one....

Brian

That works great! I just tried the cup thing sitting at my desk.
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: VirginiaJim on December 19, 2014, 03:09:14 PM
That's what I like about this place...
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: Charlie747 on December 19, 2014, 03:38:00 PM
Now I have a mental image of you dragging a sword over an imaginary piece of door glass in the driveway. I hope you realize that when the neighbors speak of "him" they mean you, right?


 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Don't you worry about them Jim ......................It'll be yer Suffolk DNA coming to the surface  :hail:
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: B.D.F. on December 19, 2014, 04:21:22 PM
You do know that sharpening stuff at your desk, at work, can put your co- workers off, right? I mean they see you sharpening the knife and all but then they wonder what you are going to use to dull it up again....

Brian

That works great! I just tried the cup thing sitting at my desk.
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: Conrad on December 19, 2014, 04:32:52 PM
I can see Jim sharpening his sword with a beer mug maybe but not his wife's imaginary car window.
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: just gone on December 19, 2014, 04:54:43 PM
....when the neighbors speak of "him" they mean you, right?

We're all kind of like internet neighbors here right? I think "HIM" would work for us as a nickname for ..well you know, the guy here whose name rhymes with "HIM"

That's what I like about this place...

I thought HIM would like it.  ;D

Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: gPink on December 19, 2014, 05:04:37 PM
HIM who has the sword.
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: Deziner on December 19, 2014, 05:10:59 PM
It's NONSENSE!  I just tried it on the back window of my wife's Miata. She is NOT gonna be happy with me when she sees it.....
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: gPink on December 19, 2014, 05:15:03 PM
Put the top down and she'll never notice.  :)
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: VirginiaJim on December 19, 2014, 05:18:28 PM
Whose top?
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: Deziner on December 19, 2014, 05:43:43 PM
Whose top?

Good question  :chugbeer:
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: B.D.F. on December 19, 2014, 06:24:50 PM
Now see that is where you are going to send people down a silly path (not serious stuff like we're talking about). A beer mug, or anything made of smooth glass, will not work to sharpen steel. A coffee mug works because it is unglazed ceramic on the bottom, a material both rough and much harder than steel.

So to all you guys out there busily dragging your swords across a beer mug (yeah, that sounds like a euphemism....), it ain't gonna' work no matter how much fun you are having doing it.

Brian

I can see Jim sharpening his sword with a beer mug maybe but not his wife's imaginary car window.
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: VirginiaJim on December 19, 2014, 08:23:50 PM
Now I have a mental image of you dragging a sword over an imaginary piece of door glass in the driveway. I hope you realize that when the neighbors speak of "him" they mean you, right?


 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Don't you worry about them Jim ......................It'll be yer Suffolk DNA coming to the surface  :hail:

What can I say, Charlie... ;D   Aside from my sense of humour...  English blood runs hot.
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: Charlie747 on December 20, 2014, 01:19:02 AM
Now I have a mental image of you dragging a sword over an imaginary piece of door glass in the driveway. I hope you realize that when the neighbors speak of "him" they mean you, right?


 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Don't you worry about them Jim ......................It'll be yer Suffolk DNA coming to the surface  :hail:

Brian......................It must be a Friday night thing but I genuinely RAFLMAO at the image of HIMJIM dragging the 250lbs of sword down the drive past his microbrewery, his sausage making machine and front garden sculpture made from the left-hand wing of a B36 balancing on the HIMJIM front lawn at a jaunty angle on its main wheels and jet engines those big old props casting shadows across the HIMJIM drive in the evening sunshine to find the imaginary wife's windows to work with.............It got so bad I had to phone HIMJIM up to ensure all was OK...............When he answered  you could hear the excitement in his voice as he announced the arrival of his wife returning from work....................................As I hung up I knew the man had found his Friday Nirvana and left him in a state of bliss running his sword repeatedly across the thin glass lip of his wife's window orifice ............................ :popcorn:
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: VirginiaJim on December 20, 2014, 06:26:25 AM
As I said on the phone, I would take my hat off and smack you with it if I were next to you... :)
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: Conrad on December 20, 2014, 06:51:20 AM
Brian......................It must be a Friday night thing but I genuinely RAFLMAO at the image of HIMJIM dragging the 250lbs of sword down the drive past his microbrewery, his sausage making machine and front garden sculpture made from the left-hand wing of a B36 balancing on the HIMJIM front lawn at a jaunty angle on its main wheels and jet engines those big old props casting shadows across the HIMJIM drive in the evening sunshine to find the imaginary wife's windows to work with.............It got so bad I had to phone HIMJIM up to ensure all was OK...............When he answered  you could hear the excitement in his voice as he announced the arrival of his wife returning from work....................................As I hung up I knew the man had found his Friday Nirvana and left him in a state of bliss running his sword repeatedly across the thin glass lip of his wife's window orifice ............................ :popcorn:

 :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: Conrad on December 20, 2014, 06:54:31 AM
Now see that is where you are going to send people down a silly path (not serious stuff like we're talking about). A beer mug, or anything made of smooth glass, will not work to sharpen steel. A coffee mug works because it is unglazed ceramic on the bottom, a material both rough and much harder than steel.

So to all you guys out there busily dragging your swords across a beer mug (yeah, that sounds like a euphemism....), it ain't gonna' work no matter how much fun you are having doing it.

Brian

I was thinking of the beer mugs that I keep in the freezer, the bottoms are somewhat rough like a coffee mug.
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: Deziner on December 20, 2014, 07:25:03 AM
Ah, I see that some of you use mugs, not steins.  :)
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: gPink on December 20, 2014, 07:26:59 AM
Ah, I see that some of you use mugs, not steins.  :)
:offtopic:    Did you get the bike running?
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: VirginiaJim on December 20, 2014, 07:30:24 AM
What does this have to do with sword/knife sharpening? ;)
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: gPink on December 20, 2014, 07:34:11 AM
I was here...he was here....so.....
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: Deziner on December 20, 2014, 07:40:32 AM
Not yet. I'm gonna make time today to work on it. First order of business is to get a REAL battery charger, not a 2 amp, to be sure the battery is charged, then do a compression test
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: gPink on December 20, 2014, 07:43:31 AM
Going to have to drive your knife sharpener to the battery charger store aren't you?  ::)
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: Deziner on December 20, 2014, 08:21:31 AM
Yes......... :(
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: Charlie747 on December 21, 2014, 08:22:25 AM
As I said on the phone, I would take my hat off and smack you with it if I were next to you... :)

 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :chugbeer: :thumbs:

PS Do you think the boys would work the mystery plane out ?

Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: Charlie747 on December 21, 2014, 08:25:36 AM
Going to have to drive your knife sharpener to the battery charger store aren't you?  ::)

Yes......... :(

 :rotflmao: :chugbeer:
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: gPink on December 21, 2014, 08:30:57 AM
:rotflmao: :chugbeer:
Got to stay on topic for HIM with the sword.  ;)
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: Charlie747 on December 21, 2014, 08:46:07 AM
Got to stay on topic for HIM with the sword.  ;)

As I'm beginning to understand.............................or its 20 paces Stetson  :battle: Slapping at dawn !

Do we need to bring our own Seconds for sharping service duties ? :chugbeer:  (please note these guys are not chugging beer. But are in fact showing us all that they have the latest ACME Sharpening System ready to hand )

 :rotflmao:

Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: gPink on December 21, 2014, 08:56:05 AM
....the beer is just for lubrication purposes.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: Charlie747 on December 21, 2014, 09:08:33 AM
....the beer is just for lubrication purposes.  :thumbs:

Ah................I see great minds thinking alike  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: VirginiaJim on December 21, 2014, 11:38:38 AM
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :chugbeer: :thumbs:

PS Do you think the boys would work the mystery plane out ?

I think so, put post it in the aircraft thread and give them the three pics.  Don't want to make it too hard for them.
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: Charlie747 on December 21, 2014, 03:30:26 PM
I think so, put post it in the aircraft thread and give them the three pics.  Don't want to make it too hard for them.

Will see what I can mate  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: Outback_Jon on December 21, 2014, 08:13:22 PM
So, does this work better on the stock windshield, the Cee Bailey, or the Rifle?
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: tweeter55 on December 21, 2014, 08:34:30 PM
 :rotflmao:
So, does this work better on the stock windshield, the Cee Bailey, or the Rifle?
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Title: Re: Knife sharpener trick
Post by: Charlie747 on December 22, 2014, 03:22:22 AM
So, does this work better on the stock windshield, the Cee Bailey, or the Rifle?

Ah........the question that has to be asked by all us outdoor survival / hunting types.............. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :chugbeer: :thumbs: