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Mish mash => Funny Pages => Topic started by: wahrsuul on December 17, 2014, 04:48:54 AM
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From us ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee") Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all
... and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2001, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that-
This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal
This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.
This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor
Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.
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Guess I'm not very PC...Merry Christmas & Happy New Year! :chugbeer:
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Guess I'm not very PC...Merry Christmas & Happy New Year! :chugbeer:
+1 I agree
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Merry Christmas to all as we celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior!
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At least it's better then this greeting:
http://www.cnsnews.com/blog/penny-starr/flashback-muslim-cleric-says-merry-christmas-greeting-worse-killing-someone (http://www.cnsnews.com/blog/penny-starr/flashback-muslim-cleric-says-merry-christmas-greeting-worse-killing-someone)
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Merry Christmas to all as we celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior!
+1
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An avid athiest in my social circle said he should not have to think the story about JESUS is true and that he should not have to have a savior or be saved. I told him that I would allow him that freedom and I think GOD would allow it too. I asked him to let me know how it all works out.
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I asked him to let me know how it all works out.
I guess we already know how that'll work. :yikes:
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MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
Or
Merry FIN :censored: HO HO!
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Cute Dog Waits for Santa Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnxKQTT9sGY#ws)
:)
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That's nice but my dogs would be pissed if I left them out in the cold.
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At least it's better then this greeting:
http://www.cnsnews.com/blog/penny-starr/flashback-muslim-cleric-says-merry-christmas-greeting-worse-killing-someone (http://www.cnsnews.com/blog/penny-starr/flashback-muslim-cleric-says-merry-christmas-greeting-worse-killing-someone)
So, I suppose that wanting to get drunk, shoot that fool and fornicating his corpse would be bad? Right?