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Mish mash => Funny Pages => Topic started by: twowheeladdict on May 14, 2013, 02:10:47 PM
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http://manitoba.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-boats-watercraft-powerboats-motorboats-1996-Lund-Alaskan-3000-W0QQAdIdZ480348029 (http://manitoba.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-boats-watercraft-powerboats-motorboats-1996-Lund-Alaskan-3000-W0QQAdIdZ480348029)
Click the link for the full add with photos.
Ok, this here is the prime honey hauler. Lemme break it down for you. In one month it will be boat season. Until then, all you have to do is wax it.
Float up to the beach in this bad boy and the hoes will flock. Happens every year! Every summer it's the same old thing, give me a ride they ask. I'll take my bikini top off they say, but it doesn't end there. With this 1996 30hp Mercury two stroke you can practically call yourself a chemist mixing the gas and oil! Plus the 72'' beam means you can load this baby up with all the biggest beach whales (trust me, i know).
This wave slammer hauls. If the girl doesn't take their top off that's ok because the wind will blow it off for sure. 40 year old virgin? girlfriend or wife cut you off at home? No problem. This is the boat for you. Built in 1995 the creators definitely had puss magnet on the build sheet. That means this boat has been hauling in fish and pink snapper for over 15 years. This is a bachelors dream right here and you wont find a better price. For one easy payment of 3000 bucks this chick magnet will be yours. I hate to see it go but its time for some other lucky guy to take this boat down to tuna town. But that's not all this trailer has guides for when your hammered drunk at the end of the day you can still loader up. Shoot me a reply and make your wet dreams a reality.
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;D :chugbeer:
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i wonder where this "Tuna Town" is located
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i wonder where this "Tuna Town" is located
Down the road where it "Y's", of course.
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He certainly is creative considering it looks like a fishing boat to me.
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He certainly is creative considering it looks like a fishing boat to me.
I know. Looks like a low end bass boat with a small outboard. Not something anybody would ever classify as a chick magnet. I hope he wrote the whole thing with tongue in cheek.
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Mmmm, pink snapper...
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I know. Looks like a low end bass boat with a small outboard. Not something anybody would ever classify as a chick magnet.
Well, there must be some women out there that like bass fishing.
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That is a well done advertisement!!!! :hail:
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A little background music never hurts.
http://youtu.be/d2gIdMRwfuM (http://youtu.be/d2gIdMRwfuM)
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i wonder where this "Tuna Town" is located
Takin the skin boat to tuna town. :rotflmao:
Grumpy Old Men Outtakes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh81LMz1sPo#)
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Guys, it's in Canada, anything manly becomes a chick magnet, even that tin boat with a motor ;) Guys who ride motorcycle are so busy with the ladies they never have time to discuss these matters as they always find themselves worn out :o :o If the truth ever got out the roads would be filled with "Yankee" riders looking for a good time ;D
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I took my future to be wife fishing back in the 70's using my new money pit. It was the 4th of July and the first time I put the boat in Buggs Island lake, VA. Got to an inlet, went to throw the first cast, and promptly hooked her in the leg. The rest of the day went down hill. Sold the boat shortly thereafter. She still married me, though. I don't think we've fished together since or owned a boat.
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I took my future to be wife fishing back in the 70's using my new money pit. It was the 4th of July and the first time I put the boat in Buggs Island lake, VA. Got to an inlet, went to throw the first cast, and promptly hooked her in the leg. The rest of the day went down hill. Sold the boat shortly thereafter. She still married me, though. I don't think we've fished together since or owned a boat.
Seems that you hooked a keeper eh Jim?
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Yep.
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Seems that you hooked a keeper eh Jim?
Gotta be careful how you say that one...
"Seems that you kept a hooker, eh Jim?"
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Add a lot of money and a good dog you'd have it made.
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I had a good dog... :'(
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I'd like to take the gal in the Johnson video to my favorite Hawaiin island, Kahmaniwannalay-ya.
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Reminds me of this guy, he can write some great for sale threads.
http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=422489 (http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=422489)