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Mish mash => Funny Pages => Topic started by: wahrsuul on April 26, 2013, 04:41:25 AM

Title: the pharmicist
Post by: wahrsuul on April 26, 2013, 04:41:25 AM

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!  I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.
That's against the law!  I'll lose my license!  They'll throw both of us in jail!
All kinds of bad things will happen.   Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different.  You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Title: Re: the pharmicist
Post by: Conrad on April 26, 2013, 06:08:18 AM

 :rotflmao:

Title: Re: the pharmicist
Post by: twowheeladdict on April 26, 2013, 06:36:56 AM

I always read these jokes to my wife and if she laughs I know it is a good one.  Yes, she laughed. 

Title: Re: the pharmicist
Post by: Conrad on April 26, 2013, 06:48:22 AM

Quote from: twowheeladdict on April 26, 2013, 06:36:56 AM

I always read these jokes to my wife and if she laughs I know it is a good one.  Yes, she laughed.

My wife laughed at this one too.

Title: Re: the pharmicist
Post by: tweeter55 on April 26, 2013, 11:01:17 AM

If she does not laugh does that mean I make a trip to the pharmacy?

Title: Re: the pharmicist
Post by: Conrad on April 27, 2013, 05:20:07 AM

Quote from: tweeter55 on April 26, 2013, 11:01:17 AM

If she does not laugh does that mean I make a trip to the pharmacy?

No but you might want to check and see if your wife has made a trip recently...