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Title: Women
Post by: gPink on March 24, 2013, 12:11:42 PM
A real woman is a man's best friend.
 
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
 
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
 
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
 
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...




No wait...Sorry.








I'm thinking of beer.
It's beer that does all that ****.



Never mind.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Snibbor on March 24, 2013, 04:04:32 PM
 :chugbeer:
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Jaxter on March 24, 2013, 10:15:34 PM
isn't there a song like that...ya...up on cripple creek
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rhino on March 25, 2013, 10:49:16 AM
:rotflmao:  :chugbeer:
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Conrad on March 25, 2013, 11:32:51 AM
(http://www.myteespot.com/images/Images_d/img_7ESZ5f.jpg)

(http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp49/ometimes6332/IMG_4898.jpg)

(http://rlv.zcache.com/beer_can_t_shirt-rd0204da498d44566998c54bf710e130b_va6lr_512.jpg)

(http://rlv.zcache.com/dip_me_in_beer_mug-p16844124013596539621455_325.jpg)

(http://wyblog.us/images/rule5/jordancarveroktoberfest7s.jpg)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: ZG on March 25, 2013, 12:50:22 PM
Quote from: Conrad on March 25, 2013, 11:32:51 AM
(http://wyblog.us/images/rule5/jordancarveroktoberfest7s.jpg)

 
This pic makes my head hurt, rapid eye movement back and fourth between big beer and big breasts... (http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb336/jaywilcox/crazy1.gif)
 
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Conrad on March 25, 2013, 01:33:50 PM
Quote from: ZG on March 25, 2013, 12:50:22 PM

 
This pic makes my head hurt, rapid eye movement back and fourth between big beer and big breasts... (http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb336/jaywilcox/crazy1.gif)

I know exactly what you mean J! For the most part I find it to be very therapeutic to just keep my eyes on her breasts with occasional quick glances at the beer. I also find that mine eyes are drawn to her lips from time to time as well.   :P
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rhino on March 25, 2013, 01:36:11 PM
Quote from: Conrad on March 25, 2013, 11:32:51 AM
(http://wyblog.us/images/rule5/jordancarveroktoberfest7s.jpg)

Makes me wish I was in Munich again on a warm spring day 8)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Outback_Jon on March 25, 2013, 03:25:09 PM
Quote from: Conrad on March 25, 2013, 11:32:51 AM
(http://wyblog.us/images/rule5/jordancarveroktoberfest7s.jpg)
Quote from: Rhino on March 25, 2013, 01:36:11 PM
Makes me wish I was in Munich again on a warm spring day 8)
But a crisp, almost cold, autumn day might be a bit more interesting...
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Rhino on March 25, 2013, 03:26:31 PM
Quote from: Outback_Jon on March 25, 2013, 03:25:09 PM
But a crisp, almost cold, autumn day might be a bit more interesting...

I see your point (pun intended), but its got to be just right. Too cold may cause some cover up.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: gPink on March 25, 2013, 03:29:23 PM
Quote from: Conrad on March 25, 2013, 01:33:50 PM
I know exactly what you mean J! For the most part I find it to be very therapeutic to just keep my eyes on her breasts with occasional quick glances at the beer. I also find that mine eyes are drawn to her lips from time to time as well.   :P
A man shouldn't have to make the choice. If they just a little closer together......
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Conrad on March 25, 2013, 03:42:50 PM
Quote from: gPink on March 25, 2013, 03:29:23 PM
A man shouldn't have to make the choice. If they just a little closer together......

(http://s3-media2.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/TuB7tqYVAC73Q3YD7PCpGg/l.jpg)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Gumby on March 25, 2013, 06:24:48 PM
Did somebody say beer?
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f118/medic323/hot_beer_girls.jpg)
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll317/tugcappy/Misc/beergirls.jpg)
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj131/Gruesome505/image014.jpg)
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb5/neb0jsa/7520Sexy20Beer20Babes.jpg)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: wahrsuul on March 26, 2013, 05:46:19 AM
Fortunately, I don't drink, so I don't have than annoying distraction.....:)