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Title: Be careful who you take to bed
Post by: Cuda on March 24, 2013, 08:58:33 AM
Updated: Mar 22, 2013 10:43 AM EDT
 
 
Alleged escortORLANDO, FL - An alleged escort is charged with attempted murder for nearly biting off a man's genitals in a Florida hotel room.

Orange County authorities were called to the Crestwood Suites after 2 a.m. Tuesday by callers who reported hearing screaming and growling from a room on the second floor.

"I literally thought there was a beast inside this place," said hotel guest Evette Mays.

Responding deputies found the victim naked, covered in blood on the floor. He was going in and out of consciousness as he tried to describe what happened, officials said.

According to the sheriff's office, the victim had bite marks on his hands and stomach and was bleeding from significant lacerations on his genitals. He also had eye-gouging injuries and injuries that indicated he had been hit in the head and face.

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Title: Re: Be careful who you take to bed
Post by: Conrad on March 24, 2013, 09:25:44 AM
I hate when that happens.
Title: Re: Be careful who you take to bed
Post by: ZG on March 24, 2013, 09:43:32 AM
 :yikes:
 
Title: Re: Be careful who you take to bed
Post by: Son of Pappy on March 24, 2013, 09:47:19 AM
And to think, at one time he thought he liked it rough.
Title: Re: Be careful who you take to bed
Post by: Nosmo on March 24, 2013, 11:33:19 AM
I always wondered what happened to my old girlfriend, didn't know she moved to Florida.  :o
Title: Re: Be careful who you take to bed
Post by: VirginiaJim on March 24, 2013, 12:32:12 PM
Forgot to leave a tip?  Oh wait, I guess she did get it....
Title: Re: Be careful who you take to bed
Post by: stevewfl on March 24, 2013, 12:41:37 PM
Bet he employs a different escort service next time
Title: Re: Be careful who you take to bed
Post by: Cholla on March 24, 2013, 04:11:38 PM
Coyote ugly?
Title: Re: Be careful who you take to bed
Post by: Cuda on March 24, 2013, 06:00:24 PM
Deputies arrested the suspect, Priscilla Vaughn, 29, who was naked with blood on her face. She growled at the deputies, That's my kind of girl , I like a good GROWLER , let that animal OUT.
Read more: http://www.wesh.com/news/central-florida/orange-county/Escort-charged-with-attempted-murder-for-biting-man-s-genitals-deputies-say/-/12978032/19400642/-/rk27s3z/-/index.html#ixzz2OVMdXZzS (http://www.wesh.com/news/central-florida/orange-county/Escort-charged-with-attempted-murder-for-biting-man-s-genitals-deputies-say/-/12978032/19400642/-/rk27s3z/-/index.html#ixzz2OVMdXZzS)
Title: Re: Be careful who you take to bed
Post by: booger on March 24, 2013, 07:20:06 PM
Martha.  Is that you??????? :o
Title: Re: Be careful who you take to bed
Post by: Conrad on March 25, 2013, 04:33:07 AM
Coyote ugly?

Butt ugly.
Title: Re: Be careful who you take to bed
Post by: Pokey on March 25, 2013, 05:52:44 AM
Bath salts anyone????  :o
Title: Re: Be careful who you take to bed
Post by: Strawboss on March 25, 2013, 08:41:37 AM
During a job interview I was once asked if I ever had realations with an animal. "Well", I said, "I once knew a girl that barked". I didn't get the job.
Title: Re: Be careful who you take to bed
Post by: Conrad on March 25, 2013, 08:46:03 AM
During a job interview I was once asked if I ever had realations with an animal. "Well", I said, "I once knew a girl that barked". I didn't get the job.

I have to wonder what kind of job you were applying for Boss?    :o
Title: Re: Be careful who you take to bed
Post by: sherob on March 25, 2013, 08:48:24 AM
Chupacabra!  :o
Title: Re: Be careful who you take to bed
Post by: Riverdawg on March 25, 2013, 09:51:31 AM
Just buy'em a pizza beforehand.
Title: Re: Be careful who you take to bed
Post by: connie1 on March 25, 2013, 10:49:01 AM
During a job interview I was once asked if I ever had realations with an animal. "Well", I said, "I once knew a girl that barked". I didn't get the job.

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OMG!  That's one of the funniest things I've ever read.  There are lots of tears running down my face and my gut hurts.
Title: Re: Be careful who you take to bed
Post by: Strawboss on March 25, 2013, 10:51:16 AM
I was a Gov't job back in the early 90's where they were allowed at the time to ask questions like that in response to pyschological evaluation. I knew after a few questions that I wasn't going to get the job so I figured I'd have a little fun.
Title: Re: Be careful who you take to bed
Post by: T Cro ® on March 26, 2013, 07:55:33 PM
During a job interview I was once asked if I ever had relations with an animal. "Well", I said, "I once knew a girl that barked". I didn't get the job.

I once knew a girl that had terrets syndrome and she did bark when she was intoxicated and well stimulated if you know what I mean.........   :chugbeer:   :popcorn: