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Title: Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Post by: Conrad on August 31, 2012, 08:28:20 AM

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bBdagpw-kM0/S0Jv9Ex6vWI/AAAAAAADY_I/mSTUbCcS8rA/s400/TICKLEBEAR(TICKLEBEAR)-CLITAURUS.jpg)

Rumor has it that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age.

Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners will find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.

Title: Re: Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Post by: scav8tor on August 31, 2012, 08:41:56 AM

 :rotflmao:

Title: Re: Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Post by: ZG on August 31, 2012, 10:06:08 AM

 :rotflmao:

Title: Re: Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Post by: stevewfl on September 03, 2012, 10:51:49 PM

(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j180/stevewfl/avatars/lol.gif)

Title: Re: Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Post by: ManWorkinghere on September 11, 2012, 06:48:40 AM

Quote from: scav8tor on August 31, 2012, 08:41:56 AM

:rotflmao:

+1

Title: Re: Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Post by: Bosco on September 11, 2012, 07:19:19 AM

That was terrific.

Title: Re: Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Post by: Necron99 on September 21, 2012, 09:25:43 PM

AMEN!

Title: Re: Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Post by: Pokey on September 21, 2012, 09:32:03 PM

Sure is a shiny pink Clitaurus!

Title: Re: Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Post by: Son of Pappy on September 21, 2012, 09:44:10 PM

I bet it's battery operated too 8)