I was pondering my recent drop the other day and how its on the right side (sitting on bike), the side everyone looks at when on the kick stand, so the scratches are in full glory.
Is this like toast? If you butter your toast and it falls on the floor, chances are it will land butter side down. So with the Connie, chances are it will fall on the right side so everyone can see the scratches.
I'm on my phone, but maybe someone can create a poll to see if my theory is correct.