Chuck Norris

[TXIN]

Chuck Norris' penis is so big that it has it's own penis. That smaller, secondary penis is bigger than yours.

Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. Behind it was a third fist.

Some people kill two birds with one stone, Chuck Norris kills all birds with no stones.

Chuck Norris taught Drill Sergeant School for the US Army... as a PFC.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris and a cheetah? Chuck Norris, but slower.

Kevin Bacon can be connected to any actor in Hollywood using "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon". Chuck Norris is standing behind you right now.

[westkyguy]

 People once watched Chuck Norris wrestle a 78 pound boa constrictor for three days. Then realized he was only masturbating.

[tidewatergirl]

Slovaks want 'Chuck Norris' bridge to Austria       

BRATISLAVA — Slovak pedestrians and cyclists may soon be crossing to neighbouring Austria on a new bridge named Chuck Norris, as the US action hero appeared set to win an Internet vote on the bridge name.

As of Friday, 3,545 people voted in favour of naming the bridge to the Morava river after the famous martial artist and actor, while only only 266 chose the 18th century Austro-Hungarian empress Maria Theresa

The naming poll was launched by the the Bratislava regional assembly on its Facebook page.

The final decision will be up to the Bratislava assembly but regional governor Pavol Freso said he wanted the public to approve the name of the bridge, which is scheduled to open this summer.

Norris, who starred in the hit television series "Walker, Texas Ranger," commonly features in jokes told in the central European country.

In 2006, Norris also ranked among the top choices for the name of a bridge in the Hungarian capital Budapest.  

[jim_de_hunter]

Slovaks want 'Chuck Norris' bridge to Austria       

BRATISLAVA — Slovak pedestrians and cyclists may soon be crossing to neighbouring Austria on a new bridge named Chuck Norris, as the US action hero appeared set to win an Internet vote on the bridge name.

As of Friday, 3,545 people voted in favour of naming the bridge to the Morava river after the famous martial artist and actor, while only only 266 chose the 18th century Austro-Hungarian empress Maria Theresa

The naming poll was launched by the the Bratislava regional assembly on its Facebook page.

The final decision will be up to the Bratislava assembly but regional governor Pavol Freso said he wanted the public to approve the name of the bridge, which is scheduled to open this summer.

Norris, who starred in the hit television series "Walker, Texas Ranger," commonly features in jokes told in the central European country.

In 2006, Norris also ranked among the top choices for the name of a bridge in the Hungarian capital Budapest.

Can't name it "Chuck Norris" - NOBODY crosses Chuck Norris.

[KawiG]

Ahhhnold would have been back...but he ran into Chuck Norris.