damn, whatever happened to kids smoking good (or bad crappy stuff) Gimp, and binge drinking down by the river, telling lies, and puking...?
just watched a tuna-nerd kid walking by my house texting, he tripped, face planted.... jumped up and ran into the road causing someone to slam brakes on screeeeeeeeeee... picked up his cell and looked at it, and slammed it down on the ground... and as he umbled, bleeding, down the road.. all I heard was "mom's gonna have to take me to the verizon store.. again... fugggggggg.
i ran out and picked up the phone, and his pal was running back (amazing thing, he could run..) and wanted the phone, because his mommy bought a $300 warranty on it.. so he was covered... I said sure, here, take it, and did my best goalpost slam onto pavement, and it was immediately run over by 3 cars... and as i was walking away, the kid called me a Dick... I told him my name was Richard... and if you wanna see a dick, walk back over here..
they disappeared, but ten minutes ago, that kid's pal came back, picked up the phone, and ran down the road... again.. more exercise than that kid has seen in the last 2 years...
thank you Arnold, for making physical fitness a requisite in high school..
why don't international terroist groups hone in on these kids, and bring down the infrastructure they so much hold in necessity? why? because they are such mindless fools, we could hand them all a small thermo nuclear device, maybe a neutron one, drop them off, and send them to mecca... to find PokeMon... scary eh?
to take Joni Mitchell's song and twist it a bit,
"Nuke paradise, and put up a parking lot.."
better yet, just turn the surface to glass... AND BUILD A GASTOWN