"I love you."
"No, I'm not seeing anyone else." (She was pregnant with another guy's child.)
"The company is not, repeat NOT, reducing the workforce. We need all the employees we have." (I was laid off one week later, along with three others. They laid off over 60 in the following three months.)
"Everyone who works four/tens can keep their schedule, we are not going to make them switch to five eight-hour days." (Two weeks later the four/ten schedule was eliminated, and everyone went to five/eights.)
Santa Claus
Easter Bunny
Tooth Fairy
"For sale: Three-year old Harley, never down, never ridden in the rain, no time to ride."