Why ex? Did you hit someone on a motorcycle?
Sorry, could not resist.
And while speaking of funny, bus- related things, all of this reminds me of a joke: 'When I am old and it is my time, I want to die quietly, in my sleep, like my Uncle. Not screaming in terror like my Uncle's passengers.' Yeah it is in poor taste but all the funny ones seem to be in poor taste.
Brian
I'm an ex bus driver..............