.... and he examines her. When he is finished, he says "Madam, I think you have acute vaginitis." She giggles a little and says "Why thank you."

Brian

A....shapely BLONDE female awaits the doctor in an exam room.

The doctor enters and asks; "what is the problem young lady?"
The blonde answers; "I hurt all over, every where I touch"
"Here, ouch, here, ouch, here, ouch" as she touches herself all over w/ her left index finger.
"Fine" says the doc, "now let's wrap up that broken finger in a cast & all will be better!".....

The way I heard it was two doctors consulting on a female patient and the first doctor says "I think she has acute angina" to which the second doctor says "Well thats good cause she ain't got no a** to speak of".

So what does an old woman's coochie smell like?


Depends....

He said coochie, hehehehe