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Offline tweeter55

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Daily dose of laugh
« on: February 11, 2015, 06:10:32 PM »
Who needs a laugh tonight???

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds"
Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says: "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
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Re: Daily dose of laugh
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2015, 06:15:20 PM »
...and that's when the fight started.  8)
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Re: Daily dose of laugh
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2015, 06:29:35 PM »
Quote from: gPink on February 11, 2015, 06:15:20 PM
...and that's when the fight started.  8)
:rotflmao: :chugbeer:
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Re: Daily dose of laugh
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2015, 08:25:13 PM »
Quote from: tweeter55 on February 11, 2015, 06:10:32 PM
Who needs a laugh tonight???

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds"
Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says: "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"


"Do not try to live forever on this earth. You will not succeed.".......especially if you tell this joke to your significant other.
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Offline wahrsuul

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Re: Daily dose of laugh
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2015, 04:11:49 AM »
A woman will ALWAYS have the last word in any argument.  Anything you say after that is the start of another argument.
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Re: Daily dose of laugh
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2015, 05:26:47 AM »
 :rotflmao:

I shared this joke with my wife and she :rotflmao:

Only a woman who does not have a big ass will think this is funny.
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Re: Daily dose of laugh
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2015, 02:37:19 PM »
I wouldn't dare try that on my wife...I'd be a dead man lying down.
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