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Offline OCK913

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You cant make this stuff up :-)
« on: February 02, 2013, 05:37:33 AM »
SAO DE JOSE RIO PRETO, Brazil — A man is accusing his wife of trying to kill him by putting poison in her vagina and convincing him to perform oral sex on her.

The man, 43, became suspicious when he noticed a strange odor coming from his wife’s genitals, according to Portuguese news outlet tvi24.

When he took her to the hospital, she confessed to the plan, and doctors found enough poison in her body to kill them both.

She plotted to kill her husband when he refused to divorce her, according to the Huffington Post UK. She was treated and released from the hospital.

Officer Walter Colacino Junior has ordered further investigation of the case before any legal action is taken.
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Re: You cant make this stuff up :-)
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2013, 05:52:50 AM »
Dang, now we gotta ban something else that we enjoy..
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Re: You cant make this stuff up :-)
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2013, 06:27:20 AM »
Dang, now we gotta ban something else that we enjoy..
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Re: You cant make this stuff up :-)
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2013, 06:39:15 AM »
Dang, now we gotta ban something else that we enjoy..

 :rotflmao:

If it smells bad, don't eat it.      :o

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Re: You cant make this stuff up :-)
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2013, 09:25:16 AM »
:rotflmao:

If it smells bad, don't eat it.      :o

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Or turn her over...  ;)

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Re: You cant make this stuff up :-)
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2013, 05:56:41 PM »
 :rotflmao:   You guys are terrible....
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Re: You cant make this stuff up :-)
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2013, 07:31:31 PM »
Wonder if she had a big one...






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Re: You cant make this stuff up :-)
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2013, 06:37:47 AM »

 :rotflmao:
 
Or turn her over...  ;)

Dude! If the front smells that bad what's the back side gonna be like?    :pukeface:

Could be a double bagger.    :o



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Re: You cant make this stuff up :-)
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2013, 01:05:01 PM »
Beauty is only a light switch away, but smell?  Ain't enough tequila in Mexico.

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Re: You cant make this stuff up :-)
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2013, 02:52:21 PM »
Dude! If the front smells that bad what's the back side gonna be like?    :pukeface:
I'm not sure, but I think ZG meant that "she" was the wrong side up to start with.
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Re: You cant make this stuff up :-)
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2013, 03:48:25 PM »
I'm not sure, but I think ZG meant that "she" was the wrong side up to start with.

At least somebody got it, you are correct Jon.  :chugbeer:
 
 
 
Conrad is a little slow sometimes...  :nuts: ;D

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« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2013, 06:40:53 PM »
I just don't understand. Was she going for a murder-suicide? Or, did she actually think that she
wouldn't be affected by the poison (like to know what it was) that she inserted into her own body?
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Re: You cant make this stuff up :-)
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2013, 04:29:06 AM »

At least somebody got it, you are correct Jon.  :chugbeer:
 
 
 
Conrad is a little slow sometimes...  :nuts: ;D

Just imagine if I rode a black bike!     :o
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Re: You cant make this stuff up :-)
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2013, 09:49:22 AM »
Just imagine if I rode a black bike!     :o

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Re: You cant make this stuff up :-)
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2013, 09:51:48 AM »
I'm not sure, but I think ZG meant that "she" was the wrong side up to start with.

Is there really such a thing?    ;)
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