Author Topic: Anybody looking for a custom Guzzi???  (Read 1734 times)

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Re: Anybody looking for a custom Guzzi???
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2011, 08:50:32 AM »
That's a chick magnet  ;D
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Re: Anybody looking for a custom Guzzi???
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2011, 11:12:42 AM »
Well . . . uhhhh . . . ONLY $7995?

I suggest Cap'n Bob buy it, since beyond the horns, it has essentially no electronics to crap out from the Cap'n Bob Electrons Jinx and the battery is apparently from a Chevy pickup.

Plus it's lighter than his FJR.

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Re: Anybody looking for a custom Guzzi???
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2011, 11:21:19 AM »
Hmmmmm....might have a few aerodynamic issues above city speeds....but then again, it might fly.  Is that a dog kennel or rabbit hutch on the back?  I wasn't quite sure...maybe it could be used as either.   ;D
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Re: Anybody looking for a custom Guzzi???
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2011, 11:56:50 AM »
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Re: Anybody looking for a custom Guzzi???
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2011, 01:12:48 PM »
Well . . . uhhhh . . . ONLY $7995?

I suggest Cap'n Bob buy it, since beyond the horns, it has essentially no electronics to crap out from the Cap'n Bob Electrons Jinx and the battery is apparently from a Chevy pickup.

Plus it's lighter than his FJR.

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Re: Anybody looking for a custom Guzzi???
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2011, 07:23:33 PM »
Looks like it could been on the old TV show The Munsters.
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Re: Anybody looking for a custom Guzzi???
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2011, 09:14:28 PM »
I really wish I could "unsee" that.
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Re: Anybody looking for a custom Guzzi???
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2011, 08:09:02 AM »
That is an insult to all Guzzis!
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