http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/274031015-story

https://www.rmgtcpasettlement.com/Home.aspx

Sounds too good to be true right? It's true. http://www.snopes.com/cruise-ship-lawsuit/

Enter your phone number here, https://www.rmgtcpasettlement.com/Home.aspx to see if you're on the claimant list. If your number is on the list fill out the rest of the form and wait for your dough.

I'm on the list and submitted a claim. I'm waiting, but not holding my breath...

None of my numbers are there.  However, now the telemarketers have them.

TWO of my numbers are in their list ... cha-CHING! I'm thinking new Ducati!!

 

I'm thinking a cruise...

None of my numbers are there.  However, now the telemarketers have them.

! No longer available

All part of the plan for world domination.

TWO of my numbers are in their list ... cha-CHING! I'm thinking new Ducati!!

 

Um, you're not forgetting my cut are you? You know, a small percentage as a finders fee? I'm thinking 33%, how's that sound to ya?

TWO of my numbers are in their list ... cha-CHING! I'm thinking new Ducati!!

 

Ehhhhh...an $1800 Ducati??
What, you don't have enough junk in your garage already?

Um, you're not forgetting my cut are you? You know, a small percentage as a finders fee? I'm thinking 33%, how's that sound to ya?

If it is widely publicized, class-action lawsuits are usually a waste of time.  Makes tons of money for lawyers and ends up distributing an insulting amount to a fraction of those people those actually "injured".  I can't even count how many of those things have been mailed to me.  One was about a product I bought for something like $500 and, yep, it went defective and I had no recourse.  Along came a class-action suit FIVE YEARS LATER and they promised after spending an hour filling and mailing paperwork, I might get $50 in several months.  Although I didn't bother, I am pretty sure later than year I read about people getting $10.  At least the business was punished.

Yeah, I would look but even if I was on the list, and even if I was paid, I would just waste the money supporting another Nigerian princess anyway.

Brian

http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/274031015-story

https://www.rmgtcpasettlement.com/Home.aspx

Sounds too good to be true right? It's true. http://www.snopes.com/cruise-ship-lawsuit/

Enter your phone number here, https://www.rmgtcpasettlement.com/Home.aspx to see if you're on the claimant list. If your number is on the list fill out the rest of the form and wait for your dough.

I'm on the list and submitted a claim. I'm waiting, but not holding my breath...

Um, you're not forgetting my cut are you? You know, a small percentage as a finders fee? I'm thinking 33%, how's that sound to ya?

Done / Agreed!

Ehhhhh...an $1800 Ducati??

Down payment!

What, you don't have enough junk in your garage already?

Oh, well, yeah, I do. And I still can't figure out how to ride two bikes at once 

Done / Agreed!