There should be a law declaring RC Cola officially better than Coke and Pepsi.
No law necessary, it simply is better.
Back in the day ('80s), I felt that they should do a commercial where Coca Cola and Pepsi peeps fight each other on a medieval battlefield to a standstill,with casualties laying all around, and at the end of the battle a glorious fair maiden on a unicorn rides through the battlefield, drinking an RC...
Around here, though, just finding RC is the hard part! NOBODY stocks it, except occasionally WalMart...
It should be a law that prisons be made from the plastic packaging in which the last USB drive I purchased was entombed.
No one would ever escape.
Fortunately the fire department is down the street and had adequate resources to free the device.
I unaffectionately refer to that as buyer proof packaging...