When I went to the social security office to apply for Social
Security, the woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify
my age.
>
>I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I
told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at
home! "I'll have to go home and comeback later."
>
>The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."
>
>So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
>
>She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and
she processed my Social Security application.
>
>When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social
Security office.
>
>She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability
too."
