To get back on track, 300 miles on the front sensor, no issues. Sensors wake up and correctly report 2 psi low compared to my other gauges every time. 2 psi is 5%, and considering that's less than what my speedo is off by, I'm perfectly fine with it. Especially since it's consistent.
Now that I'm sure these work and continue to do so, anyone who is in the Phoenix, AZ area and needs any help, hit me up. You can have your new sensors installed and bring me your old sensors or numbers and I'll slap the programming in.