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Offline joelberg

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Doctor, will I live to be 100?
« on: June 30, 2011, 06:29:38 AM »
A man is visiting a doctor, asks if he will live to be 100.
Doc asks "Do you drink, smoke, ride motorcycles, or chase women?"
"No of couse not" he replies!
Then why would you want to live to be 100?
Connie may not be the lightest, prettiest, or quickest around, but she sure gives me one heck of a ride!