Easy there Bub, a
great ape, and proud of it!
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Hylobatidae consists of four genera and sixteen species of gibbon, including the lar gibbon and the siamang. They are commonly referred to as lesser apes.
Hominidae consists of orangutans, gorillas, chimpanzees, bonobos and humans. Alternatively, the hominidae family are collectively described as the great apes.There are two extant species in the orangutan genus (Pongo), two species in the gorilla genus, and a single extant species Homo sapiens in the human genus (Homo). Chimpanzees and bonobos are closely related to each other and they represent the two species in the genus Pan.
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That's me- my genus is Homo but specifically, I am a Homo Sapiens Sapiens. [this is where you try to think of some comical but politically correct retort
] The only thing that even comes close is one of dem dare gorilla genius like Koko. I betcha' if Koko shaves, she does it like a Homo.... but it probably takes a lot of lather. And she can probably reach her 'special places' with her feet....
Brian
So, Brian is actually shaving like an ape 
