Conversation:

Me to Teressa:  I have 5 bikes in the garage and I need to get rid of one or do something, they're taking too much space.

Teressa:  sell the riding lawn mower.

 


Keeper! 

Conversation:

Me to Teressa:  I have 5 bikes in the garage and I need to get rid of one or do something, they're taking too much space.

Teressa:  sell the riding lawn mower.

 

I have a beer for her over at the CCC7.

BTW, it's a good thing you're not really a fan of Kawasakis. 

Are we talking about a real lawn mower or is that a euphemism for a 'Hardley'?

 

Brian

Conversation:

Me to Teressa:  I have 5 bikes in the garage and I need to get rid of one or do something, they're taking too much space.

Teressa:  sell the riding lawn mower.

I'm not a big fan of Kawasaki's 

Its a real lawn mower "21 HP Craftsman" with a miniature "brush guard" on the front and all. Know of anyone looking for one cheap

Does it have a whip?

Does it have a whip?

I can equipment the lawn mower with one just for you sir

Definitely a keeper

I call BS.  Unless of course she will be cutting the grass

Not married yet, eh?

+1

Not married yet, eh?

uhmmm    if i had any sense i probably would be 

Wait a minute.  Didn't I just see a bike for sale?  Is that one of the 5 in your garage?  LOL!

Wait a minute.  Didn't I just see a bike for sale?  Is that one of the 5 in your garage?  LOL!

Yeah that trip is off the bucket list and bike is being sold.  But the lawn mower has been sold  and being picked up Fri night!  So now I'll really have the room 

Yeah that trip is off the bucket list and bike is being sold.  But the lawn mower has been sold  and being picked up Fri night!  So now I'll really have the room 

Something ORANGE ?

Something ORANGE ?

Yeah dat, orange and requires frequent oil changes and a trailer for any distance at all