I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of relationships differ so much. Have you figured out the whole "Mars" & "Venus" thing? Well, I never have figured
I figure that I should be having sex again sometime during the Spring thaw.
source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/joke/Mars_and_Venus_1#ixzz1vWzC44ux
I love it but if after that your expecting sex in the spring you had better find a mistress and go ahead and buy all that stuff after all.