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Offline snarf

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real life humor
« on: September 30, 2012, 11:20:19 AM »
This occurred yesterday and I just have to share it.
My dear 90yr old grandmother came over with my parents to check up on me after my get-off. My grandmother is EXTREMELY prim and proper. We got to talking about politics and world affairs. I said to her what a shock it must be to have watched the USA spiral out of control. I asked her what the biggest change she had witnessed.
She said hands down it was how involved the media and govt want to be in our personal lives. I asked for an example.
She said for starters, same sex marrige. I thought oh God her it comes; fire and brimstone speech.
Nope....she said she and my departed grandfather had the same sex for over 60 yrs, she just didn't understand what the big fuss was.
Well after I cleaned up the milk that shot out of my nose all I could say was "keep talking":rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh God bless my gma
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Offline Gumby

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Re: real life humor
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2012, 12:47:27 PM »
Definition of marriage = Same ole crackers  ;D

Offline Awaz

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Re: real life humor
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2012, 03:30:23 PM »
 :rotflmao:

That was hillarious !!
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Offline Conrad

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Re: real life humor
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2012, 06:41:17 AM »
 :rotflmao:
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Offline Walker18

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Re: real life humor
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2012, 07:44:54 AM »
Finally! Now we know where you got it from!!  8)
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Re: real life humor
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2012, 06:41:30 PM »
God I hope she lives forever, that was excellent!
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